tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

dignitea:

my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore

kryptoni-te:

IF YOU KISS MY COLLARBONES OR MY NECK I AM YOURS

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly
Pain changes people.
― (via phuckindope)

(Quelle: saint)

jesuschristvevo:

do dogs think in barks

cumber-bitches:

"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."