my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”
fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.
this is fascinating
i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear
If you make a girl feel bad about her body u a bitch
if you make a boy feel bad about his body then u a bitch as well
When you’re failing gym class and you tryna get ya grade up at the last minute
how can someone fail gym class..
IF UR READING THIS U LOOK VERY CUTE TODAY AND ALSO ILY
im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt