carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

(Quelle: lmpossibleprincess)

wrinklefucker:

godtie:

fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.

this is fascinating

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

(Quelle: sluttybitch2009)

If you make a girl feel bad about her body u a bitch

if you make a boy feel bad about his body then u a bitch as well

(Quelle: elijahfanblog)

bl-ossomed:

When you’re failing gym class and you tryna get ya grade up at the last minute

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how can someone fail gym class..

(Quelle: serfborts)

IF UR READING THIS U LOOK VERY CUTE TODAY AND ALSO ILY

(Quelle: tuhree)

The only people up at 3 am are in love, lonely, drunk, or all three.
― (via bl-ossomed)

(Quelle: just-an-autumn)

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt